KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
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