Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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