so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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