ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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