just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
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