I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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