i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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