so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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