4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
the day after is always just damage control
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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