at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
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