Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
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