If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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