After last night, I could never be a politician.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
He shit in the fireplace
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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