he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
