did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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