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White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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