at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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