Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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