super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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