last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Randomize
