how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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