you guys were way drunker than both of me
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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