that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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