Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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