Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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