plz talk dirty to me
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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