11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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