just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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