Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Oh god it's open bar.
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