at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
it glows. i had to have it.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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