I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
i would one night stand the shit outta him
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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