Jerry, you need to find god
Buhtt sex?
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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