if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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