At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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