After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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