we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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