dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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