The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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