I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
only you would photoshop your dick
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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