He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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