It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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