This girl is more easily done than said...
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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