We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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