hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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