this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
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