If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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