Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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