I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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