Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Randomize
