i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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