I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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