Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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