Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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