lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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